The Blog Craze and Being Single

I knew it was time to enter into the competitive world of blogging after I realized that my 8 year old nephew, Milan had his own blog up and running. I guess as a single guy you don't feel authorized to blog, (it's like marriage is a prerequisite for blogging) besides who really wants to see pictures of just me (I do)? Well, I take that back, there’s probably a lot of people that want to see pictures of me in my natural habitat. I'm actually a rare breed, endangered specie of sorts, a 30 year old straight, single, Mormon man, and 172 pounds of American Muscle. There are two things that make being single difficult-1st I wake up alone every morning and 2nd my friends are all married. In fact the other day a good friend told me that he and his wife are done having kids (he's younger than I am). This guy's done having kids and I'm still waiting for my first make-out session (Chap Stick and Gum always in front pocket)! jk So I'm a little behind -everyone basically got on the bus as I sat there twiddling my thumbs as drool dripped from the crevasse of my mouth. It’s not so bad, I guess I'd rather be single and happy than married and miserable, you know divorce runs ramped. Oh, there is a 3rd thing that makes being single stressful it’s called a blind date. Here’s an example-"Hey Mark, I have a Mormon female friend with a pulse, can I set you up?" Sure, let me also pick her up, take her to eat ($$$) and entertain for 5 hours, after all any two righteous people can have a successful marriage!!! Alright look, I'm sorry, but I want to be attracted to the person I marry at all levels. I don't want to have to plug my nose when it's time to kiss good night. Is that too much to ask?